“Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul” – Charlie Chaplin
What could be more fun than resolving to have wilder sex right now? Try these tips out as soon as possible.
1. Put the play in foreplay – Getting the warm-up right is a non-negotiable part of holy shit sex.
01Good morning, indeed
. Is your girl a morning person? Who cares! She’ll soon perk up if you pop a note in her gym bag or send an X-rated email to her (personal, not work) inbox, detailing all the dirty deeds you can’t wait to do later. Making her think naughty thoughts during the day is the Jedi mind trick of foreplay. May the force be with you when she gets home.
02Blur the lines
. A bit of double dipping is officially encouraged at this pre-party. Turn up the tease factor by entering her for a second, then going straight back into your foreplay of choice. Think of it as giving a taste of the main course during cocktail hour. She’ll be salivating for more.
03A pre-hook-up ritual
. Let her know it’s on later with a sexy signal of what (and who) will be coming. A pre-sex ritual is like a pre-game power hour: it gets the party started on a high note (and helps you initiate sex without any awkwardness). Designate a do-me shirt or establish a sex song that will build up her anticipation. Go ahead and let her know that when Katy Perry is playing, it means that you are ready to hear her roar.
04Plan a menu of treats
. Here’s an idea that’s too hot for Grandma’s recipe book. Get your partner to scribble down a menu of the top three moves that drive her crazy, and you do the same. Swap lists, then take turns in serving up the goods a la carte. It’s a no-nonsense way to spice up foreplay.
05Master of moves
06The restaurant romp
– Rubbing her knickers under the table is so 2013. Have her wear a pair of lacy undies with a built-in remote controlled teeny tiny vibrator and wish her good luck with making it to after-dinner drinks.
07The porn identity
– There’s just something so Mission Impossible hot about any self-destructing message. Stop your partner dead in her tracks with a naughty midday Snapchat (you can choose a time limit for when it deletes, up to 10 seconds), or go the six-second video route. Pop into a toilet cubicle at work, pull your pants down and send a quick sex film. Important note: protect yourself by keeping your face out of shot.
08The ring’s the thing
. Introduce a sensual love ring (note: that’s simply a more romantic way of saying cock ring) to your next sex marathon. Just slip the vibrating ring around your penis and go about your naughty business with a bit of extra buzz – perfect when you want to really stimulate your shaft and your partner’s clitoris, especially during any girl-on-top action. The pressure at the base of your penis also helps you last longer. Durex’s Play Vibrations ring is only 7 bucks, which is a small price to pay for increasing the chances of scoring the very elusive (but certainly possible) simultaneous orgasm.
09The perfect prop
– Take it from me: sex position props are the new kegel balls. Fasten the G-spot Link around her ankles like a pair of soft handcuffs for her feet, then try the racy Rock position. With your partner lying on her back with her legs raised up in the air, clutch hold of the cuffs, cozy up between her legs and start rocking towards her G-spot with extra leverage. This will create new angles or penetration for both of you – a guaranteed crowd pleaser.
3. Break the rules with Bad Boy sex – Take it from the likes of Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr: it’s good to be bad. Wake up your inner rebel like this:
10Talk the talk
. Even if you’re usually on the quiet side, bust out some naughty vocabulary before the big finale. The sexiest thing you can say to a naked woman isn’t even all that raunchy (but feel free to improvise). Repeat after me: I’m coming.
11Get grabby
. No need to get a neck tattoo – being bad is all about attitude. Tie her hair into a tight pony and get busy from behind. Hold on to her hair and give it a tug every time you feel like your mind is getting blown. Gives new meaning to the phrase “hurts so good”.
12Switch up your scene
. Go nuts and have your partner meet you in a hotel room. Getting down in a new place (with awesome sheets) gives you a clean slate for a naughty new sexcapade. Plus, renting a room for the sole purpose of having crazy orgasms just feels like hardcore badass-ery.
13Solo start
. Nothing’s naughtier than a man who’s hell bend on getting his. When she’s in a nearby room, start pleasuring yourself and call out her name – loudly enough for her to hear you. When she sees you’re engaged in a solo session, she’ll be eager to turn the party into a twosome.
Have a sexy week,Gabrielle MooreThe voice of Naked U · Who we are
